now, why should we drop food
when we\'ve got all these bombs
just locked up in storage
marked \"post-vietnam\"
why should they just sit there?
it seems like a waste
to have all of these weapons
just taking up space
so why don\'t we use them
let\'s give them a try
and test them on people
who\'ve been just begging to die
there\'s no greater good
than our quest for world peace
so let\'s go drop some bombs
on the poor middle-east

there\'s no point in crying
our weapons are quick
they can wipe away millions
so fast that it\'s sick
they\'re quite simple really
you just point, click, and boom!
then all of a sudden
your conflicts are through
no more rock-throwing muslims
no more refugee\'s
no more unsightly crowds
with their songs of world peace
just wide open spaces
where your children can play
and you can throw parties
at the end of your day
cuz there\'s just hundreds of miles
you can now call your own
since you\'ve taken your bombs
and destroyed every home